I am a Lying Liar, and I Lied (to parody Al Franken)

So...I definitely underestimated my winter break plans. I've been running around like a crazy person, and I'm tired and burnt out. I may or may not update this properly. 

But in the meantime, more placation. From a photoshoot for Makeup Artist Sy Clark - who is amazing in every way - this is model Nateasha.  These two images were her picks from the shoot, all retouched and prettified.  Concept was sort of in the direction of Bret Michaels circa the last time he was relevant...with a bit of pirate.